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From amidst the piled up, dark clouds a voice:

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"Attention!"

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"Attention! Attention!"

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That voice, a veritable Takashimaya,

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it is the lively

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Ryūsei, the shooting star.

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Born into this material world,

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prepared for love

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with his wrap

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stripped off, ready for bed, naked

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in the evening breeze. Ah, ah, ah... achoo!

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Somebody's spreading rumors about me.

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The bastard! And from the darkness

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feet bare as the sky

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he comes rushing in.

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"What is going on?"

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"Here's the thing. 

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Hear me out here, hear me

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three hears, or heres, makes three.

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Usually peeping toms and monsters

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are creatures of the middle of the night. But in the evening

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as I was dozing off

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unexpectedly

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some thunder gods in the same row house

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are having a domestic quarrel.

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What an uproar.

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It seems the husband this summer fell down to earth

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at the residence of a teacher of the ha-uta ditties that have been so popular.

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He was not knocked out, but since he lost

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his essential cloud, there he remained.

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And the ha-uta songs he heard there

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stuck with him even when he returned above. 

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And now he is in the habit when he rumbles to go:

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[ha-uta] When thinking of Komachi, the sunny day clouds over.

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The tears of Guard Captain Shi-i rain down. [end]

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rumble, rumble

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rumble, rumble

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eeh... rumble, rumble, rumble.

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Hearing this his wife gets fed up.

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Well, really! Are you going to rumble like that?

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Rumble like that and you'll be ridiculed 

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as a mere belly grumbling.

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If you're going to rumble, do it loudly.

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Rumble, rumble, pika, pika. Rumble, rumble, pika, pika.

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Rumble rum,  rumble rum, rumble rum, rumble rum

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rumble rum, rumble rum, smash! 

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It has to sound good like this. 

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But the husband gets angry at this and says

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That's just ancient thundering.

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One doesn't have to rumble loudly.

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Rumbling with a stylish ha-uta ditty is the way these days.

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And if you don't like it... 

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Then get out!